Random Thoughts While Sitting in Incheon Airport Waiting to Board My Flight Home

• A lot of Koreans, mostly of middle-age, appear to consider air travel an experience somewhat akin to a summit attempt on Mt. Kilimanjaro.  I haven't seen so many people wearing expedition-style pants and Gore-Tex jackets since the last time I was at an REI attic sale. 
• This airport could really use a McDonalds.  I'm hungry.
• What if all those people actually are going on a Kilimanjaro summit expedition?  Boy, would I feel foolish. 
• No McDonalds, but guess what I did find--Burger King!
• Of course I'm going to try it.  Did you really need to ask?
• I anticipate that at any moment a flash mob will break out with Gangnam Style.
• There is no shame in eating a Whopper for breakfast.
• No sign of Mr. Running Shorts.  Yet.
• It is cooler here in Korea than Thailand, so maybe he found some expedition trousers to keep his legs from getting chilly.
• Kudos to Burger King--one of the reasons I like BK is the global consistency of the Whopper.
• The K-Pop being played on the TVs in the food court is pretty catchy.
• Is it just me, or is there a lot of English used in K-Pop?
• Still waiting for that Gangnam Style flash mob.
• Where are the trash cans in this place?  I can't find one to save my life.
• No matter which side of the moving walkway I'm supposed to stand on so others can walk and pass me, regardless of the country or airport, I'm apparently doing it wrong.
• I'm considering filing a complaint with the airport and tourism authorities.  The lack of anyone doing Gangnam Style has me questioning Korea's cultural pride.
• Before anyone gets annoyed when their flight is delayed for aircraft maintenance, they should probably consider the possibilities of flying in an unmaintained aircraft.